2008-05-31 • 1h 20min
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

The Union: The Business Behind Getting High

Harmontown

The Guardian Brothers

Jolly Roger: Massacre at Cutter's Cove

Tomb of the Werewolf

The Paloni Show! Halloween Special!

The Train

Wolf Warrior 2

The Patriot

The Inbetweeners Movie

Don't Hang Up

Rescue Dawn

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

The Stanford Prison Experiment

Blue Streak

Star Trek: Nemesis

Jackass: The Movie

The Upside

Suburbicon

Imagine Me & You